My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have a decoy
The Internet has been won
Everyone go home.
(Source: merlinsfuckingbeard)
people who deserve an award for being awesome
↳ Neil Patrick Harris
“We really had thought it through, financially, emotionally, relationship wise. We didn’t accidentally get pregnant. These kids come into the world with nothing but love.”
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
(Source: gracie-law)
(Source: dandelioninferno)
I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.
god
fucking
dammit
this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home
this is so stupid why am I laughing
SHUT UP THIS WAS SO BAD
(Source: hamza-in-wonderland)
I really didn’t want to post this picture, because I think I look huge in this photo ..
My cousin and 2 other (tumblr-less) friends told me that I am being too “extra” and that I look beautiful.
Any who follow her (my cousin).GAAWD
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
(Source: godlierbarnacle)
